Sadly, this was the best picture of the day, a
camouflaged mullet combination contemplating
an air-hockey table purchase in sporting goods.
The customers too proved to be, though unique, difficult to categorize. At least in my local Wal-Mart whole categories such as whaletail, bra straps, cut offs and other flesh-revealing groupings were not represented. There were some fabulous individuals however sporting skullettes, amazing bow-leggedness and most likely to be killed by their own father for coming out. Definitely if we do this again it will be open categories. Best five photos, self-labeled.
I really struggled. There was a great muffintop which I just couldn't get a good photo of without being snapped in half by her muscled boyfriend, a fabulous camouflaged Wal-Mart employee who defied documentation due to poor fluorescent lighting in the bike aisle and I was nearly busted by a store employee while attempting capture of a mullet in the dairy aisle.
All told it's amazing I didn't get escorted out of the store.